Top 10 things learned from the post-season Amsterdam vacation

10. Prime time location is somewhere between Geriatric Lane, Chinatown, the Red Light District, and the Gay Pride community

9. One word: BICYCLE

8. A coffee shop's primary good is not coffee

7. Staring may be impolite, but sometimes (by sometimes, I mean most of the time) it is necessary

6. "Where ARE we" = most common phrase said during all vacations with Erica.

5. When your bike has a loose piece to make it sound like you have coffee cans attached to your back wheel, and your primary means of transportation is biking on the cobblestone, it is best just to pretend that, yes, it has a hemi. 


4. Max speed of a paddleboat is equal to the slowest speed of a paddle boat.

3. Dutch people "do not like straight A students" --from Dutch person dressed as mime

2. Stray cats=instant happiness for Erica. Also, a 5 minute delay for a photo-op

1. Saying you're "from Canada" as an American, is not necessary. Nor is it necessary to have I-look-American-phobia